I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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