This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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