have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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