Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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