I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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