im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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