idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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