if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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