I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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