Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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