woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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