Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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