sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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