Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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