His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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