Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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