Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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