If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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