Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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