We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
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