Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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