There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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