goodnight i made you a song goodbye
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That's how twitter works, right?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
My dick has a subreddit
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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