Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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