I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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