we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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