I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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