Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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