dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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