So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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