To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
