:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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