JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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