Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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