We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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