wakey wakey hands off snakey
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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