Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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