We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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