it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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