I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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