We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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