im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
