I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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