No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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