great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Randomize
