What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Randomize