some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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