My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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