So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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