Well apparently he's into motor boating.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
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