At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Be still, my beating vagina.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
