I wanna passion pit in your ass
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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