sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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