It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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