Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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